Saturday, May 15, 2010

I Surrender

Dear agent,

I surrender. I am turning myself in. Perhaps you have discovered me. Perhaps you have discovered where I live. My identity. My purpose. My activities. I have broken no law, officer, but you can probably dig up enough dirt on me to make your accusation. I have not disturbed the peace of your country, sir, but I have seen that your constitution is not enough to provide me freedom of religion.

The following story is everything you need to indict me. I humbly request that you read on to understand my true purpose in your country. As you read, please know that I pray for you. I hope that you will treat me fairly, but I am not counting on it. Do your worst. I surrender.

The greatest story ever told.

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